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Funny Story: A Cat’s Diary

I laughed so hard when I got this email from one of my PetPlace subscribers. It’s a funny story called “Pet Diaries”. It is supposed to be a diary entry from a dog and cat living on the same house.

Let me share a little bit of the cat’s diary so you can get a flavor…
The cat writes the following in his diary:

Day 483 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh food while I am forced to eat dry cereal.

The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape and the mild scolding I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

Today my attempt to kill my captors by moving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs.